Trauma to the Groin by Heywood Banks

Here are the lyrics!! sing along!!I love those funny video showsI just can't get enoughA cavalcade of concussionsBoy that's funny stuffThey're tripping in PoughkeepsieThey're slipping in Des MoinesBut the ones that win ten thousand bucksAre all trauma to the groinA trauma to the groin, boy, is trauma to the groinNothing's quite as funnyAs a trauma to the groinThere is no wit more prettyThere is no joke divineOr limerick delicious asA trauma to the groinNow Jacob was a small boyIn a Tee Ball leagueAnd his father stood behind himCoaching to succeedThe boy he swung with all his mightYou should have seen Dad's faceWhen the bat connectedBetween first and second baseOh, a trauma to the groin, boy, is trauma to the groinNothing's quite as funnyAs a trauma to the groinThere is no wit more prettyThere is no joke divineOr limerick delicious asA trauma to the groinWe wanted to collect the checkFrom those video foolsSo we taught our three year oldThe running headbutt to the jewelsToo bad we left the lens cap on the camera by mistake'Cause grandpa weren't too happyAbout the second takeOh, a trauma to the groin, boy, is trauma to the groinNothing's quite as funnyAs a trauma to the groinThere is no wit more prettyThere is no joke divineOr limerick delicious asA trauma to the groinOne day while in the garden, I stepped upon a rakeThe blow intense and accurateAn impression it did makeMy children caught it all on tapeThought it was the funniest thingAnd I choked a curse out through my tearsAs they began to singOh, a trauma to the groin, boy, is trauma to the groinNothing's quite as funnyAs a trauma to the groinThere is no wit more prettyThere is no joke divineOr limerick delicious asA trauma to the groinWell, I won the moneyThough I fail to see the jokeHey, each to his own, I guessAnd most of the dough, well don't you knowPaid the bill to the EMSSo let us see a show of handsAnd let it be resolvedThat a trauma's much more funnyIf your own groin's not involvedOh, a trauma to the groin, boy, is trauma to the boysNothing's quite as funnyAs a trauma to the groinThere is no wit more prettyThere is no joke divineOr limerick delicious asA trauma to the groin

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Uploaded: January 1, 1970 at 12:59 am
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